




The couple chronicles.
And congratulations to Chris, Helga, and Sofie on the arrival of Mr. Anders Albert Wilson.
Yarden is getting big enough to play on her own, but sometimes that leads to unfortunate incidents. Here’s a picture of one that didn’t involve poop:
She put on her own sun block. Right before bedtime. She was worried about getting a sunburn while she was asleep.
It’s become clear that she’s right handed. She throws and draws that way, so I guess she won’t be playing first base. Maybe she will bat clean up.
She is also drawing a lot. Drawing usually involves a lot of broken crayons, at least one attempt to draw on something other than paper, tearing the paper, and naming the banana shaped objects she has drawn something very Matise-like, such as “Helicopter” or "Mommy."
She's also become a much better conversationalist. Here’s a typical conversation:
Y: What are you doing Dad?
S: I’m making dinner.
Y: What are you doing Dad?
S: I’m chopping carrots.
Y: You’re chopping carrots. What are you doing Dad?
S: I’m making a salad.
Y: What are you doing Dad?
S: What do you think I’m doing?
Y: I don’t know.
S: Am I making a monkey pizza?
Y: Nooooo!
S: What do you think I'm doing?
Y: You're making dinner!
S: That's right. You're so smart.
That's Eli next to her. It's his birthday too.
I think right now Yarden can be summed up by explaining her new maneuver I like to call “The Armadillo.” Every morning I put sun block on her face and every time she says “Not in my eyes” and then covers her eyes; sometimes while running and that usually does not end well. When I do manage to get some on her face she smears the lotion into her eyes while attempting to wipe it off. I’ve gotten good at boxing her in between the couch and my legs, but she has come up with judo-like move of her own: She waits until my hands are covered in lotion and blocks like a boxer while simultaneously resting her thirty-ish pounds of dead weight on whichever limb is holding her up. Eventually I have to put her down or risk smearing the couch and/or my dress shirt with lotion. She folds into a ball on the floor and scoots backwards (The Armadillo) until she can make a run for it. My favorite part is that when it’s finally done and she has stopped complaining she calmly turns to me and says “Thank you Daddy.”
I’m very proud of her problem solving skills, and I’m guessing that she is on her way to becoming a lawyer because she can turn any ten minute task into a half hour.